Because...

...if there were no Penis-Monsters in the world...What kind of world would that be? ATROCIOUS!

This is Phallu'penrath.

IT is a SHE.

Don't let the height fool you.

It should probably be noted that had I stayed in my bed for an extra hour or two, She would not have been born. Funny, Eh?

Also, that stuff she's lying in? Not saliva.

Ciao!

"This is for all the wimps and posers...And Women!" - Tobias Sammett